STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES September 12 2011
September Strangies: Leno 2, Fallon 2, Ferguson 1, Letterman 1, Kimmel 1, Colbert 1
10. Jimmy Fallon : His New York district is having a special election to replace Anthony Wiener. I was going to make a joke, but it’s just so hard at this point …
9. Conan O’Brien : In England a dominatrix is saying a prominent politician used to hire her for services. Of course, a dominatrix in England is someone who ties you down and then flosses you.
8. Jay Leno : An employee at the Philadelphia Mint stole over two million dollars in coins. Or as he calls it, change he can believe in.
7. Conan O’Brien : In Michigan a man in a President Obama mask robbed a bank. Either that of President Obama has an exciting new plan to reduce the deficit.
6. Jimmy Kimmel : If the Tea Party cared about us they wouldn’t have scheduled their debate against the opening night of football, especially the Patriots. That’s something Kenyans would do. The moderators were Wolf Blitzer and Larry the Cable Guy. Rick Santorum won the swimsuit competition. Michele Bachmann won Miss Crazyality.
5. Jay Leno : Peyton Manning sat out his first game in 14 years. And in tribute, the rest of the Colts sat the game out too.
4. Jimmy Kimmel : Tonight was the last night of “Kate + 8.” From now on if you want to hear Kate Gosselin yell at her children you’ll have to move within a 12-block radius of her house.
2. Jimmy Fallon : Only 55% of Americans think President Obama is intelligent. It might not sound like much, but it’s up 55% over our last President.
1. Stephen Colbert: There’s a commemorative 9/11 Merlot, perfect for when you’re drinking to never forget.
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