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Kate Gosselin has announced that she is trying to get pregnant. Again.
"I just want one more," she told reporters.
When asked how she would feel if she found out it was more than just one, again, she said, "that's okay, I have plenty of love to go around."
"And if you find out you are having sextuplets, again?"
"It really wouldn't be that bad, because that could mean getting my own show again, and that would be a good thing. Money has been tight raising eight kids as a single mom, even with Jon's child support."
When asked who the new father might be, all we got was, "no comment."
When we contacted Jon Gosselin about the news, he was furious. "I can't believe she is doing this without me! All I have to say is whoever the new father ends up being, he better be prepared to be treated like a servant, waiting on her hand and foot. And if she does get another show going because of this? He better also be prepared to be publicly ridiculed, and very badly verbally abused, on national television, on a daily basis, just like I was."
All the kids are, of course, thrilled at the prospect. "Fourteen of us, are you kidding me, do you know how cool that would be?" One of the kids, (we're just not sure which one), told reporters.
They will probably never be able to compete, though, with the couple who have nineteen kids, (and their own show called 19 Kids & Counting,) with a 20th on the way next year, via 17 births, but then again, how insane would having twenty kids via four births be, anyways, right?
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